Funny Jokes For Kids


funny jokes for kids

There is nothing  better than looking at a child who is almost peeing in his pans over a silly silly joke.

I love when Sofia gets those jokes and has a time of her life because of a silly rhyme and word combination that doesn’t make sense to most adults.

But who cares, right? We want our kids to laugh as much as possible.


Kids laugh more than 200 times a day. (Meanwhile adults average about 12 times.)

So let’s make sure that kids have plenty of opportunity to laugh and pass this 200 a day number. Laughing is healthy for kids and makes a life easier for parents too.

Funny Jokes for Kids can be an instant boost for a bad day and a quick, easy way to make friends with the very shy child when you first meet him. Try these funny jokes for kids that Sofia picked out and see how the smile and that laughter is rolling in on your child’s face.

Make sure to scroll down till the bottom. There is a video special that me and Sofia made.

1. Dad: Sofia, name 1 fish you know.

Sofia: Selfish

2. How do you know carrots are good for kids?

You never see a rabbit wearing glasses, do you?

3. Knock knock.

Who is there?


Justin Who?

Justin (just in) case you want to call, here is my number.

4. Knock knock.

Who is there?

Honey Bee

Honey Bee Who?

Honeybee, nice and open the door.

5. Knock, knock!

Who is there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice scream (I scream) every time I see your face

6. Knock knock.

Who is there?


Letter who?

Letter (let her) in. She is my friend.

7. Knock knock.

Who is there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce (let us in) in we are freezing.

8. Knock knock

Who is there?


Sofa who?

Sofa (so far) so good.

9. Why do some people eat snails?

Because they don’t like fast food.

10. What is the most expensive fish?


11. Why you can’t tell a joke while ice skating?

Because the ice might crack up.

12. What’s the best thing to put in the pie?

Your teeth

13. Hey, what’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Kids don’t eat broccoli.

14. Knock Knock.

Who is there?


Peas Who?

Peas tell me one more joke.

15. Knock Knock

Who is there?


Weirdo who?

Weirdo you think you are going?

16. Why are grapes never alone?

Because they always hang out in a bunch

17. Who asks no questions but must be answered?

A doorbell

18. Knock Knock.

Who is there?


Annie Who?

Annie body home?

19. What kind of bear doesn’t have teeth?

A gummy Bear

20. Why did the child study in the airplane?

He wanted higher education.

EXTRA 21. Why was a broom late?

He over swept.

Funny Jokes for Kids Video Parody

We had so much fun making this video. We could not stop laughing. It was hard to focus and tell the jokes at times.

I hope you guys like it. If you do, please subscribe our new Youtube Channel. We will be posting videos like this every week.

Look for more Funny Jokes For Kids

In case you didn’t have enough (there is never enough funny silly jokes) you can always get a whole book full of “pee in my pans” (Sofia’s quote) jokes. Here are our favorites (affiliate links):

Could you please share YOUR funny jokes for kids with us

2 thoughts on “Funny Jokes For Kids”

  1. Don Vitto

    Cool video Sofia!, especially with bee:). I hope there will be more videos :)!

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